Scottish humour.
A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad nymph standing over him.
She asks, "Would you like some food?" The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havnae eaten in a week and ah'm awfy hungry!"
She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a heaping helping of haggis. When he has choked it down, she asks, "Would you like something to drink?"
"Och aye! Yon haggis has made me awfy thirsty and I wuid like a drink!" She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of 75-year-old single-malt Scotch whisky.
The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's in heaven when the unclad nymph leans closer and says, "Would you like to play around?""Och, lassie, dinnae tell me ye haff a golf course here too!"
She asks, "Would you like some food?" The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havnae eaten in a week and ah'm awfy hungry!"
She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a heaping helping of haggis. When he has choked it down, she asks, "Would you like something to drink?"
"Och aye! Yon haggis has made me awfy thirsty and I wuid like a drink!" She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of 75-year-old single-malt Scotch whisky.
The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's in heaven when the unclad nymph leans closer and says, "Would you like to play around?""Och, lassie, dinnae tell me ye haff a golf course here too!"
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